|Fermo posta Tinto Brass|
|Directed by||Tinto Brass|
|Produced by||Giovanni Bertolucci|
|Written by||Tinto Brass|
|Music by||Riz Ortolani|
|Cinematography||Dante Dalla Torre|
|Edited by||Tinto Brass|
Tinto Brass and his secretary Lucia (Cinzia Roccaforte) are in the Venice office of the director. Lucia reads letters (one accompanied by a videocassette) sent to Brass by seven of his female fans from around Italy and they reflect on these women's sexual fantasies. Tinto Brass uses his own name and is mentioned as an erotic film master.