|1934 Chicago Cardinals season|
|Head coach||Paul Schissler|
|Home field||Wrigley Field|
|Division place||4th NFL Western|
|Playoff finish||Did not qualify|
The 1934 Chicago Cardinals season was their 15th in the National Football League. The team improved on its previous output of 1–9–1, winning five games, failing to qualify for the playoffs for the ninth consecutive season. Despite shutting out five opponents, the team was shutout four times; nine of the eleven games left one team scoreless. The Cardinals had only 302 yards passing the entire season, which remains an NFL record.
|1||September 23||at Cincinnati Reds||W 9–0||1–0||Triangle Park||Recap|
|2||September 30||at Detroit Lions||L 0–6||1–1||University of Detroit Stadium||Recap|
|3||October 7||at Cincinnati Reds||W 16–0||2–1||Corcoran Stadium||Recap|
|4||October 14||Chicago Bears||L 0–20||2–2||Wrigley Field||Recap|
|5||October 21||at Green Bay Packers||L 0–15||2–3||City Stadium||Recap|
|6||October 28||at Boston Redskins||L 0–9||2–4||Fenway Park||Recap|
|7||at Brooklyn Dodgers||W 21–0||3–4||Ebbets Field||Recap|
|8||November 11||Detroit Lions||L 13–17||3–5||Wrigley Field||Recap|
|9||November 18||at Green Bay Packers||W 9–0||4–5||Wisconsin State Fair Park||Recap|
|10||November 25||at Chicago Bears||L 6–17||4–6||Wrigley Field||Recap|
|11||November 29||Green Bay Packers||W 6–0||5–6||Wrigley Field||Recap|
Note: Intra-division opponents are in bold text.
|NFL Western Division|
|Green Bay Packers||7||6||0||.538||4–5||156||112||W1|
|St. Louis Gunners||1||2||0||.333||0–2||27||61||L2|
Note: Tie games were not officially counted in the standings until 1972.