|Tales from the Darkside: The Movie|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||John Harrison|
|Produced by||Mitchell Galin|
Richard P. Rubinstein
|Screenplay by||Michael McDowell|
(Lot 249 and Lover's Vow)
George A. Romero
(Cat from Hell)
|Based on||"Lot No. 249" by|
Arthur Conan Doyle
"The Cat from Hell" by
|Music by||John Harrison|
(Cat from Hell)
|Edited by||Harry B. Miller III|
|Distributed by||Paramount Pictures|
|Box office||$16.3 million|
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie is a 1990 American comedy horror anthology film directed by John Harrison, and based on the anthology television series Tales from the Darkside. The film depicts a kidnapped paperboy who tells three stories of horror to the suburban witch who is preparing to eat him.
The film is sometimes said to have been intended as Creepshow 3, a sequel to George A. Romero and Stephen King's popular horror anthologies Creepshow and Creepshow 2. However, this is not supported by any real evidence. Tom Savini has been quoted as saying that this film is the real Creepshow 3, which could be how the rumor started, though he may just have been referring to the similar nature of the movies and the involvement of King and Romero. The story titled "Cat from Hell" was originally going to appear in Creepshow 2, but was scrapped due to budgetary reasons.
The film opens with Betty, an affluent suburban housewife and modern-day witch (Deborah Harry), planning a dinner party. The main dish is to be Timmy (Matthew Lawrence), a young boy whom she has captured and chained up in her pantry. To stall her from stuffing and roasting him, the boy tells her three horror stories from a book she gave him, titled Tales from the Darkside.
In the first segment, Michael McDowell adapts Arthur Conan Doyle's short story "Lot No. 249". A graduate student, Edward Bellingham (played by Steve Buscemi), has been cheated by two classmates, Susan (Julianne Moore), and Lee (Robert Sedgwick), who framed him for theft to ruin his chances of winning a scholarship for which they were competing. As revenge, Bellingham reanimates a mummy and uses it to murder them both. Susan's brother Andy (Christian Slater) kidnaps Bellingham, forces him to summon the mummy, then destroys it and burns its remains and what he believes to be the reanimation parchment. He considers killing Bellingham, but in the end cannot bring himself to commit real murder. However, Bellingham brings Susan and Lee back from the dead (having switched the reanimation parchment with a similar one) and dispatches them to Andy's dorm, where they greet the terrified Andy by saying that Bellingham sends his regards.
Cat from Hell
In the second tale, George A. Romero adapts a Stephen King short story "The Cat from Hell". Drogan is a wealthy, wheelchair-bound old man (William Hickey) who brings in a hitman named Halston (David Johansen) for a bizarre hire: kill a black cat, which Drogan believes is murderously evil. Drogan explains that there were three other occupants of his house before the cat arrived: his sister, Amanda (Dolores Sutton), her friend Carolyn (Alice Drummond), and the family's butler, Richard Gage (Mark Margolis). Drogan claims that one by one, the cat killed the other three, and that he is next. Drogan's pharmaceutical company killed 5,000 cats while testing a new drug, and he is convinced that this black cat is here to exact cosmic revenge.
Halston doesn't believe the story, but is more than willing to eliminate the cat since Drogan is offering $100,000. But when Drogan returns to the house to see if the deed is done, he finds that the cat has killed Halston by climbing down his throat. The cat emerges from the hitman's corpse and jumps at Drogan, giving him a fatal heart attack.
The third and final segment is written by Michael McDowell and based on the Yuki-onna, a spirit or yōkai in Japanese folklore or more specifically Lafcadio Hearn's version in Kwaidan: Stories and Studies of Strange Things.
Preston (James Remar) is a struggling artist. He lives in a studio with a skylight, through which a large stone gargoyle statue on the neighboring building peers down on his work table. Preston's agent calls, asking to meet with him at a bar a few blocks away. The agent tells Preston that his art work is unpopular and not selling. Dejected, Preston drinks heavily and becomes inebriated. The bar owner, also a friend, offers to walk him home.
Along the way, Preston stops to relieve himself in the back alley. While there, his friend sees and then shoots at a gargoyle-like monster, but it brutally attacks and decapitates him. Preston witnesses the horrific scene. Terrified, he tries running away, but the creature corners him. It spares Preston's life when he swears never to reveal what he saw or describe its appearance to anyone. The monster then scratches Preston's chest and said, "Cross Your Heart," then vanishes with the distancing sounds of running footsteps. Preston is traumatized and confused, but bound by his oath, can say nothing about what happened. It is revealed that the creature is the gargoyle statue that has been watching Preston in his studio. It became alive when seeing Preston and his friend leaving the bar.
The horrified Preston then runs into another alley where he sees a beautiful woman (Rae Dawn Chong) passing by looking afraid and confused. Preston then grabs the woman claiming to want to protect her from the dangers of the streets and covered her mouth, especially since he had just encountered the gargoyle about a few minutes or so earlier. The woman responded with resistance demanding him to let her go, but Preston assures the woman she will not be harmed including asking her what she was doing out so late in the night. The woman, Carola claimed she became lost while going to meet friends and was searching for a taxi. Preston convinces her to call a taxi from his apartment. While in the apartment, Preston offers Carola a drink and there is a brief conversation between them with Carola reciprocating the question of what he was doing out so late, to which Preston answers that he had a meeting with his agent who was letting him go. Carola also was looking through and admiring Preston's artwork and commented that he is quite the artist. Preston then went into the bathroom to try to clean the gargoyle-inflicted wound on his chest with alcohol, but Carola entered in and helped him clean it up, then they make love.
Preston's life soon improves and his struggling art career becomes wildly successful, mostly thanks to Carola's connections. They eventually marry and have two children. However, Preston is tormented by memories of the gargoyle, and his vow of silence weighs heavily on him. On the 10th anniversary of his and Carola's first meeting, as well as his friend's death, Preston breaks down and tells her about the monster. Carola appears uncomfortable by Preston's revelation and demands to know why he is confessing this. Preston says he loves her and she is the most important person in his life. She emits a heartbroken wail and screeches out, "You promised you'd never tell".
Carola reveals herself as the creature that killed his friend. With Preston's vow broken, Carola can no longer remain human and begins transforming back into her gargoyle form. Their children, now awake, are terrified as Carola writhes in pain as hideous-looking arms and legs burst from beneath her human flesh including her face begins to deform. Carola screams in her now half human and half gargoyle voice at Preston saying, "You broke your promise you idiot. I loved You". Carola continues to transform and Preston is terrified pleading for her to stop it and just change back, but Carola cannot assume a human form again. Their children are screaming in their bedroom as they also transform into gargoyles. Carola, now fully transformed back into a gargoyle loudly roars at Preston with anger and then wraps her wings around Preston. Preston proclaims his love for her, and she says she loves him, but because he broke his vow, he has sealed their destiny; she then kills him by biting his neck. Heartbroken, Carola flies away with her gargoyle children breaking through the skylight window. The final scene shows the three gargoyles now turned to stone and sitting upon the building ledge, staring down at Preston's body with sorrowful expressions.
Betty remarks that Timmy saved the best story ("Lover's Vow") for last, but he says that the next one is best, and has a happy ending. She replies that it's too late as she has to start cooking him, and that none of the stories in the book have happy endings. As Betty advances on Timmy, he narrates his own actions: throwing some marbles on the floor, causing her to slip and fall on her butcher's block and impaling her on her own tools. Timmy releases himself and pushes her into her own oven. The film ends with Timmy helping himself to a cookie and breaking the fourth wall by saying "Don't you just love happy endings?"
- Wraparound Story
- Lot 249
- Steve Buscemi as Edward Bellingham
- Julianne Moore as Susan Smith
- Christian Slater as Andy Smith
- Robert Sedgwick as Lee
- Donald Van Horn as Moving Man
- Michael Deak as Mummy
- George Guidall as Museum Director
- Kathleen Chalfant as Dean
- Ralph Marrero as Cabbie
- Cat from Hell
- William Hickey as Drogan
- David Johansen as Halston
- Paul Greeno as Cabbie
- Alice Drummond as Carolyn
- Dolores Sutton as Amanda
- Mark Margolis as Gage
- Lover's Vow
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Tales from the Darkside: The Movie was a modest box office success for Paramount. The film was released May 4, 1990 in the United States, opening in third place that weekend. It grossed a total of $16,324,573 domestically.
Laurel Productions initially announced a sequel to the film in October 1990. A screenplay was written by the first film's screenwriters Michael McDowell and George Romero, along with Gahan Wilson. Segments planned included an adaptation of Robert Bloch's "Almost Human," alongside adaptations of Stephen King's short stories "Pinfall" (originally planned for Creepshow 2) and "Rainy Season." This sequel, however, never came to fruition.
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